sometimes i think i miss high school and then..this is pretty accurate
one time i was in class in middle school and i was eating a beef jerky slim jim and the teacher said “stop eating that unless you have enough to share” so i pulled out a box of 200 slim jims (from costco of course) and the teacher fucking confiscated it.
IF YOU DONT GET EXCITED OVER NATURE THEN WHAT DO YOU EVEN GET EXCITED ABOUT
I LOVE THE WHOLE WORLD IT’S SUCH A BRILLIANT PLACE BOOMDEYADAH BOOMDEYADAH BOOMDEYADAH
This is probably the coolest GIF I’ve ever seen.
now there’s some perspective.
when ya girl sees me
still the best thing thats ever come out of his mouth
we call this “american mulan” in my home
Guys, please I need your help. I know this isn’t Disneyland or DisneyWorld. It’s my dream college. I want to go to FIlm school, I want to become a director and it’s been my dream to become one. I have so much passion for film making It’s ridiculous. My dream college is over 1,101 miles away from where I live. At first my mother and I were not on the same perspective. She thought I was crazy and would never make it. However, the college called me and found interest in what I can do! I knew that was my chance, so I spoke to my mother again, and unfortunately she hardly agreed this time either. Then I thought of Tumblr, we got a kid to go to DIsneyland, and heck we got a girl a bird! So why not college? If this can get to over 100k notes she says she’ll get one step closer in letting me attend my dream college! I know this might be asking a lot but please help me show my mom that I can make it and chase after my dreams! One reblog can help so much! xxPlease signal boost this everybody!
I will reblog the shit out of this post because everyone deserves to have their dreams come true. This girl deserves to be happy, REBLOG.
and then they have sex on the gold
and then we give birth to our son Flynn Rider on the gold
and then he meets a girl whose hair is made of gold
and she’s the lost princess, so she has a crown which is also made of gold
and then he steals the crown made of gold to go live on an island surrounded by enormous piles of gold
… and THEN we go back to Spain.
When I worked at a fast food restaurant, I did a social experiment.
One day, I asked “do you want a girl toy or a boy toy?” No one went against gender roles.
The next day, it was “do you want a doll toy or a car toy?” Boys got dolls. Girls got cars.
Vocabulary is important.
I always used to ask for the boy toys and the lady at the register would give me this weird look so I’m happy they’re doing this. Little girls and little boys shouldn’t have to feel ashamed because they’re going against the “norm”